I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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