My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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