There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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