Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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