walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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