Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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