some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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