***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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