his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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