Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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