Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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