bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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