party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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