Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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