Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
What drink are we having for lunch?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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