I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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