At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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