Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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