I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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