make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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