i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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