I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
