cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
