is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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