i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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