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I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
My pussy is not your playground.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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