I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
there was a trapeze. enough said
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
