He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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