I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Randomize
