What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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