Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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