Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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