I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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