Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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