Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
