Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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