so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Vodka?
Forever.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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