Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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