Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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