In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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