No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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