That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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