So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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