Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
there is puke in my bra ... again
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