I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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