i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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