I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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