Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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