My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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