I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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